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Love: 31 ways to make a girl smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its justfor a second.
3. Hug her from behind
4. Leave her voice or txt messages to wake up to.
5. Wrestle with her smile.gif
6. don't go hang out with you ex when shes notwith you, you might not relize how badlyit hurts her.
7. If youre talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kissher....let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8.Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"
9.Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up (she loves it)
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it
13. Make her laugh
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then TELL HER
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep),
jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one ofhis t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed) or sweatshirts sprayed with his cologne!! andflowers or something occasionally.
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends
21.Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)
22.Kiss her just for the heck of it...(*erks)
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something,even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means the WORLD to her.
25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don't care so call even if you canonly talk for a minute. Girls don't necessarily have to have hour long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
27. Give her wat she wants.
28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
29.dont hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she'll feel left out.
30.hang out with her whenever you are free.
31.If u care about her...SHOW her!
xtra :
-kiss her forehead.
-send her emails saying u cant stop thinking
bout
her.
-if u're far apart, use d webcam!!
Love: 31 ways to make a girl smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its justfor a second.
3. Hug her from behind
4. Leave her voice or txt messages to wake up to.
5. Wrestle with her smile.gif
6. don't go hang out with you ex when shes notwith you, you might not relize how badlyit hurts her.
7. If youre talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kissher....let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8.Write her notes or c more...
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
down Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all
numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers
to
almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want
help
solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months
ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after
7
Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever
you
have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did
NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an
answer
to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about
unless
you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that?
It's
like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh...
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
down Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all
numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
1. Crying is blackmail. more...
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50 Facts About Women...heheh Go LAdies
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the
world where they feel like they're actually in
control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question
of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing
it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't
question the racks of clothes in the closet; you
"just don't understand".
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone
unless they know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no
right answer, in an effort to trap you into
feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them
and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have
nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse
off than they are. That's why soap operas and
Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This
is because sex is more physical for men and more
emotional for women. Just knowing that the man
wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional
need.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones
need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp
involved.
10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at
them from the inside. And they don't view it as
being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two
or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups.
It gives them a chance to gossip.
12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone,
no matter what she's doing. It might be the
lottery calling.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men
understand that they wouldn't need toys if women
had an "on/off" switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two
different conditioners in the shower. After a
woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a
tropical rain forest.
16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports.
Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape
reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds
them of how horrible things could be.
17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack
five days worth of clothes and will wear some
things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip
she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know
what she'll feel like wearing each day.
18. Women brush their hair before bed.
19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll
have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
20. Women are paid less than men, except for one
field: Modeling.
21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the
man's responsibility, Hmmm, who was it that gave
Adam the apple?
22. Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-
stick, oil doesn't stick?"
23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice
chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl
to share.
24. The average number of items in a typical
woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able
to identify most of these items.
25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but
when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon
returning home, she will call the same friend and
they will talk for three hours.
27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water
the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone,
read a book, or get the mail.
28. Women will drive miles out of their way to
avoid the possibility of getting lost using a
shortcut.
29. Women don't try as hard as men during sex;
after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the
question, 'How do I look?'
31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or
at least men think it means that. PMS also stands
for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
32. The first naked man a women see is "Ken".
33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt,
and breast sizes.
34. Women will make three right-hand turns to
avoid making one left-hand turn.
35. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different
meaning in woman
36. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.
37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map
to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
38. All women are overweight by definition; don't
agree with them about it. Women always have 5
pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless
they really have 5 pounds to gain.
39. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man
in a flower shop, you can probably start up a
conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
40. Only women understand the reason for "guest
towels" and the "good china".
41. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear
them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover
the responsibilities that go with those rights.
All women seek equality with men until it comes to
sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and
picking up the check.
42. Origin of the word "woman" is: woo-man.
43. If a man ticks off a woman she will often
respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which
warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the
lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by
the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)
44. Women never check to see if the lid is up.
They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap
towards the bowl and then chewing men out because
they "left the seat up" instead of taking two
seconds and lowering it themselves.
45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by
pouting. This will get men arrested.
46. Women don't really care about a sense of humor
in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't
see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to
Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
47. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
48. It's okay for women to dance with each other
and not be gay. You don't see straight men dancing
together.
49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out,
and then they'll go out and spend more time
checking out other women. Men can never catch
women checking out other men; women will always
catch men checking out other women.
50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to
find another woman wearing the same dress at a
formal party. You don't hear men say, "Oh-my-GOD,
there's another man wearing a black tux, get me
outta here!"
50 Facts About Women...heheh Go LAdies
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the
world where they feel like they're actually in
control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question
of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing
it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't
question the racks of clothes in the closet; you
"just don't understand".
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone
unless they know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that ha more...
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